TOTAL RECALL 2012

   

    Letdown. A giant damned letdown. That's really all that can be said of the Len Wiseman directed mega-budget remake of the Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL. The story is essentially the same. Douglas Quaid goes to Recall, a place where they can implement a fantasy into your memory. Quaid, bored with how his life has turned out, decides secret agent is the way to go. As it turns out though, he actually is a secret agent who has had his memory erased. Maybe.
   

    Before going any further I will say Colin Farrell and the rest of the cast bring a lot of talent and respectability to the film. If it weren't for Farrell being awesome as always and Beckinsdale having a blast as one of the villains, I would have turned the DVD off.  Besides the stellar casting the other thing RECALL gets right is production design. Patrick Tatopoulos does a fabulous job with the landscape of the film. With a budget around 100 million, he had plenty to work with but none-the-less he always impresses.
     What hurts the film is boredom. For a film loaded with chases and shootouts, the film is just flat out tedious to sit through at times. I put that blames on the film's director, Len Wiseman. Why full blame you ask? Well, I have never sat through any of his films without feeling the exact same way. The man's going style out the ass, but his pacing is trite. Whether is be the first two UNDERWORLD films or the completely god-awful LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, Wiseman's style is that of Stephen Sommers without any sense of fun. The irony of course is Wiseman's next picture is supposedly of a reboot of THE MUMMY, which Sommer's directed.
     TOTAL RECALL is a waste of talent, pure and simple.